#u hate it when girls have guns dont u

[phagodyke]

kind of annoys me sometimes how I can happily listen to my roommate explain the entire plot of whatever she's currently into but when it comes to my interests she can only listen for a few mins before wordlessly walking out of the room

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18. plural. pro-endo.

physically and mentally disabled. our partner system is @cassettedeckchaos 💙

posters + their tags under the cut!

NEON / Archie / Ori —he/it/zip/beep/bop+— tags posts with #neon lights of the city 🚫

JETSETFUTURE —he/she/red/rad/ech/bam/hel/blo/nor/fag— tags posts with #balls deep in a code red mountain dew can 💢

Shady / Darnell —He/They + Make up neos if you’re sexy like that— tags posts with #wake up smell the coffee 🌃

Kitty —he/it/purr/mew/nya/kiss/lo/bow— tags posts with #pspsp here kitty kitty 🎀 ( ⚠️ NSFW WARNING)

Tough —he/they/to/tis— tags posts with #tough and tumblr ✖️

Prometheus —he/flame/ash/gas/hit + arson related neos— tags posts with #aw…scared of fire? 🔥

ANNIE! —FIZZ/LEV/BUB/ZHE/SHE/BITE/BUG/RED/X3– tags posts with #TAKE A SWIG OF THIS! 👾

Kandi —she/any except he ( we’ve gotta be friends for that! :3 )— tags posts with #what are we having for dinner? kandi of course! 🍬

Two-Bit —he/sweet/she/shi/de/ser/fizz/hit/ACAB— tags posts with #shoot stars not guns🪙

Tomfoolery —he/it/ix/thon/dei/exp/mat/shey/ki/fag— tags posts with #up to some antics 🧨

Lavender —he/dye/spar/high/blitz/bang + she with trusted ppl— tags posts with #​u hate it when girls have guns dont u? 🎤

Cyclops —he/him— tags posts with #i’ve got my eye on you 🥨

Julian —he/they/fu/kitty— tags posts with #tales from the underground 🎮

Selever —de/bat/ev/it/he/dae/ve/lo— tags posts with #love casanova 🦇

Gold —He/They— tags posts with #A shimmer from the shadows 🌇

DJX —He/She/It/X/Any— tags posts with #brought to you by sick beatz radio 💿

Cyrix —it/he/co/fi/byte— tags posts with #welcome to the next level! 💚

Lewis —he/him— tags posts with #the taxidermy of lew and me 🕯️

Sonia — Sie/She/They/Vai — tags posts with #From the royal court of Princess Zelda 📚

Hazard —he/tox— tags posts with #<CAUTION> watch your step ⚠

Hanzou —They/Them— tags posts with #they slash them 🍡

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me

[deansbeer]

where the waves rest easy ⎯⎯ DEAN WINCHESTER.

⎯⎯ you and dean take the kids to the beach, where he opens up about his past, his love for you, and the life you've built together after leaving hunting behind.

♡ KARI YAPS! @deanswidow also contributed a tiny lil idea 4 this so dedicating this 2 her <3 ur dean's babygirl bc it felt right 🤍 love u pooks !!!!!

♡ WARNING(S) fluff | angst | family bonding | mentions of past violence | major character death (pls dont hate me I’ll cry) | grief. mdni ♱ 18 plus. adult content.

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IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE DEAN QUIT HUNTING.

two years since he put the colt and his sawed-off shotgun away for good. since he walked away from the life that had defined him for so long. since he said goodbye to the monsters, the blood, and the constant weight of death hanging over him.

two years since sam died.

god, you still catch him looking at the horizon sometimes, his jaw tight, his hands clenched into fists like he's bracing himself for something—like he's expecting the next apocalypse to come knocking at your front door. but it never does.

because dean walked away.

he walked away for you. for your family. for SAMMY, the little boy with his brother's name and his father's stubbornness. for JEMMA, the baby girl who's only been on this earth eight months and already has DEAN WINCHESTER wrapped around her tiny fingers. he walked away because he couldn't do it anymore—because burying his brother nearly killed him, and he knew if he didn't stop, he'd be burying you next. or the kids. or himself.

and you know sam would've wanted this for him. he would've wanted dean to have what they'd always dreamed about when they were kids: a home, a family, a life that wasn't overshadowed by death and duty.

so dean quit.

he got a job as a firefighter, of all things—because of course he did. being a firefighter lets him save people without the baggage of what came with hunting. it's hard work, but it's honest work, and it keeps his hands busy. it keeps his mind busy, too, most of the time. and you? you're a kindergarten teacher, which means your days are filled with crayons, storytime, and glue-sticked chaos.

it's not the life he ever thought he'd have—hell, it's not the life he ever thought he deserved—but he loves it. he loves you. he loves his kids. and even on the hard days, when the itch to hunt creeps up on him, or when he sees something on the news that makes his instincts scream at him to grab his gun, he reminds himself why he stopped. why he has to stay.

because this is worth it.

you and the kids are worth it.

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it's a friday when DEAN suggests going to the beach.

you both decided to take a day off—something rare, since your lives are usually so busy between work and the kids. but today, the sun is shining, the weather's perfect, and dean woke up with that lopsided grin you love so much, the one that makes him look ten years younger.

"whaddya think?" he asks as he pours you a cup of coffee, jemma balanced on his hip like she's always belonged there. "a beach day? sammy's been talking about it all week, and i think the squirt here could use her first dip in the ocean, don't you?"

you laugh, taking the coffee from him and leaning up to kiss his cheek. "sounds perfect."

so you pack up BABY with towels, sunscreen, a cooler full of snacks, and all the other million things you need when you have two kids under three. sammy's bouncing with excitement the entire drive, and jemma babbles happily from her car seat, her chubby hands reaching for DEAN every time he glances back to check on her. what a daddy's girl.

when you finally get to the beach, the first thing you notice is how peaceful it is. it's not too crowded—just a few families scattered along the sand, kids building castles and couples lounging under umbrellas.

and you can tell the moment DEAN steps onto the sand that this place means something to him.

you've been here before, of course—this is where he proposed to you. but there's something about the way he looks at the water, the way he takes a deep breath like he's letting go of something heavy, that makes you realize just how much this spot actually means to him.

"you okay, baby?" you ask softly, slipping your hand into his.

he turns to you, and for a moment, the smile he gives you is so FULL of love it makes your chest ache. "yeah, sweetheart," he says. "just… this place. it kinda reminds me why i'm here, y'know?"

you nod, squeezing his hand. and then sammy tugs on his leg, demanding to go play in the water, and DEAN laughs, scooping him up and spinning him around before setting him down and chasing after him.

you watch them run toward the waves, and your heart feels so full it might burst.

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a little while later, you're walking along the shore with him, jemma cradled in his arms. sammy's still splashing in the water, his laughter carried on the breeze, and you can't help but smile as you watch him. he really is a miniature version of DEAN—same green eyes, same freckles, same mischievous grin.

"he's got your stubbornness, too," you say, nudging DEAN with your shoulder.

he chuckles. "yeah, well, he gets that from both of us, sweetheart. don't kid yourself."

you laugh, leaning your head against his bicep as you walk. the sand is warm beneath your feet, the waves lapping gently at the shore, and for a moment, everything feels perfect.

"you remember why i proposed to you here?" he asks suddenly, his voice soft.

you look up at him, surprised. "of course i do. but i wouldn't mind hearing it again."

he smiles, his eyes distant for a moment as he looks out at the water. "it was right after we found out sammy was on the way," he says. "i was scared out of my fucking mind, if i'm being honest. not about you—about being a dad. about screwing it all up. but then we came here, and you were sitting right there"—he nods toward a spot near the water—"and you just looked so… happy. like you weren't worried about anything. and i realized that if i was gonna do this—if i was gonna have a family, a real life—it had to be with you. because you make everything better, y'know? even when it's scary. especially when it's scary."

his voice cracks a little at the end, and you blink back tears, reaching up to cup his face. "baby…"

"i mean it," he says, his voice rough. "you saved me, sweetheart. you and the kids—you're the reason i'm still here. the reason i didn't just… give up after sam."

you kiss him then, pouring everything you feel into it. he kisses you back, jemma squirming a little between you but not enough to break the moment.

when you finally pull away, you're both smiling, and for the first time in a long time, you see nothing but peace in his eyes.

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the rest of the day is spent soaking up the sun, building sandcastles, and chasing sammy around the beach. DEAN lets him bury him in the sand at one point, laughing as both SAMMY and JEMMA work together to pile sand on top of him.

"i think they're plotting against me," he says, grinning up at you from his sandy grave.

"probably," you reply, laughing as jemma pats a handful of sand onto his chest.

as the sun starts to set, dean takes both kids down to the water to look for crabs. sammy's eyes light up every time he spots one, and jemma claps her hands excitedly, even though you're pretty sure she doesn't know what's going on.

you watch them from a distance, your hand resting on your stomach. it's still early—you haven't told DEAN yet—but you know he'll be just as thrilled as you are when he finds out you're expecting again.

watching him with SAMMY and JEMMA, seeing the way he lights up around them, there's no doubt in your mind that he was meant to be a dad.

and as you sit there, watching the man you love with the family you've built together, you realize that this is what happiness looks like.

it's not perfect—it's messy and chaotic and sometimes downright exhausting—but it's yours.

and you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.

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later that night, after the kids are asleep and the house is quiet, DEAN pulls you into his arms.

"thank you," he whispers, his voice barely audible in the darkness.

"for what?" you ask, resting your head against his chest.

"for this," he says, his hand moving to rest over your stomach. "for giving me a reason to keep going. for giving me a family."

you smile, tears pricking at your eyes again. "you don't have to thank me for that, my love. you've given me just as much."

he presses a kiss to your forehead, holding you close. and as you drift off to sleep, you can't help but think about how far you've both come—how far he's come.

because DEAN WINCHESTER may have walked away from hunting, but he's still a hero.

he's YOUR hero.

and he always will be.

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luxiem x reader || them on your wedding day

a/n : i got rlly bored and honestly luxiem is my life support sooooo headcanons abt how luxiem would be like on yalls wedding day

anyways HAVE FUN PLS TELL ME IF I SCREW UP FORMATTING OR SMTH LOL

SHU YAMINO

would be the type to look calm before the wedding but fucking lose his shit when he sees you walking down that aisle

tears streaming down his face kind of crying, but then hides it when you get up to the front

'you may now kiss the bride' he would absolutely start tearing up again before kissing you

GIRL WHEN I TELL YOU RECEPTION WOULD BE LIT

magic tricks. thats all im gonna say. i dont know.

i feel like he'd be the type to lead ur first dance and whisper sweet shit while dancing

would be one of those people who starts crying during father-child dance

LUCA KANESHIRO

cute nervous smile when he sees you walking up that aisle

he would so be looking at you with puppy dog eyes

I JUST KNOW HE WOULD HAVE ONE OF HIS MAFIA MEN AS HIS GROOMSMEN JUST SO WHEN THE OFFICIATOR SAYS "if there are any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace", THAT ONE GUY WOULD GO UP BY THE FRONT AND FLASH A GUN AT THE AUDIENCE

YK FOR GOOD MEASURE

yall would probably laugh (except for maybe a poor soul who was going to object)

WHEN I SAY HES GOOD AT DANCING, HES ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY BAD AT IT

will accidentally trip on your foot

but will hide it ever so gracefully

mistugetsu un deux trois [help i cant spell]

IKE EVELAND

dawg he would dead ass be tearing up

hes trying his best not to cry but just ends up tearing up by the end

HE WILL PURPOSEFULLY CHANGE HIS LINES DURING YALLS MARRIAGE TO BE MORE "POETIC" [hes just a tryhard novelist]

hes actually good at dancing??? surprisingly??

hes defo living his romance novel life

WILL DO. EVERYTHING. THAT HE WRITES IN HIS FLUFFY ROMANCE NOVELS. TO YOU.

all those times he wrote dances within his novels, YEAH HE'S GONNA DO ONE WITH YOU ON YOUR WEDDING DAY [bonus points if the dance is in a book with a self insert of him and you]

MYSTA RIAS

MY MANS WOULD BE BAWLING

LIKE UR GONNA HAVE TO COMFORT HIM UP AT THE FRONT

he'd be really emotional about it, and we love that [NO HATE OK WE LOVE EMOTIONAL MEN]

he would definitely hug you when yall kiss

HE PRACTICED FOR DAYS FOR UR FIRST DANCE TOGETHER

HE DIDNT WANNA ACCIDENTALLY FUCK UP

hes defintely getting a LITTLE tipsy during reception

VOX AKUMA

SEXY MAN

the only one who wouldnt tear up honestly, like he'd just smile sweetly while u walk up the aisle

he would be SMITTEN while the officiator talks

just looking at you with the sweetest goddamn look a demon can muster

what do yall expect

he obviously knows how to dance, AND WELL AND ELEGANTLY

would be by your side THE WHOLE TIME IN RECEPTION

hand on waist, motherfucker AINT LETTING YOU GO [unless he had to, and ONLY if he had to]

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a/n: ty for reading :D THIS IS MY FIRST HEADCANON THING BUT LIKE YEAH [im biased with ike ok im sorry LMAO]

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Gun Eating Kibble Emoji

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re: the shoe story

u hate it when girls have guns dont u?

no. the most negative feeling i have about guns is envy that my sister is a much better shot than me. but i also recognize that this is why, on the eight day, god created the shotgun.

genesis 4:20 - and behold, the lord God looked over creation. and he saw that adam couldnt hit the broadside of a barn.

lol, said the lord. lmao, even. but still, he took mercy upon the first man, saying:

i am the lord thy god, and i grant thee this shotgun, that thou mayest smite the birds of the air, and the things that crawl on the dirt, and swim through the water, and really, everything that moves. git gud.

and on the ninth day, the lord invented skeet shooting.

2. this is such a gender to me. like this story as a whole.

elaborate plz.

3. did u keep the shoes

yes. on days when i was pissed off i would wear them around with one of my shoes and i had this fantasy that i would run into one of the college kids and we'd fight and i'd get to kick their ass a second time but that never actually happened and probably couldnt have happened in any case because i graduated hs weighing 120 pounds wet. the most that ever came from the shoes is that my friends just kind of recognized that when i wore them when i was ready to go out into the world and make a mess. they played a small role in a very silly battle i had with my battle during my senior year.

1. that was a proxy tag not a question whoops

we r a system n use different tags to annotate who rbs stuff. thank u 4 the baller scripture tho

2. gender

idrk how 2 explain that one its just like yeah. gender.

3. hell yeah

love that

[tcc-freak]

Intro thingy EHEHHE

——————( -_•)▄︻テحكـ━一💥——————

Don’t need to start anything just block me if u don’t like me

(I’m bio fem and pansexual >_<)

Music I liek

KMFDM, MCR, MSI(the music not the artist.), Columbine Carcass, Negative XP, Nine inch nails, Chemlab

Fav songs

Columbine -nightmare at Hanging rock

Pumped up kicks -foster the people

I hate myself and everybody else-Negative XP

Burn -nine inch nails

Every day is exactly the same-Nine inch nails

Me and my gun-KMFDM

Unfit -KMFDM

(There is more)

Favorite crimes

Columbine,Sandy hook, Virginia Tech, Parkland, Robert Picktons case, Robb elementary, (I mostly like Massacres especially school massacres)

Other socials

Disc- H3llscl0udd

(MY FUCKING PIN GOT BANNED. It was originally “TCC_FREAK” .)

me and my friends yt acc- “@Dummiezzz”

facts abt me or smth idk.

I like guns

My fav color is Red

I Like dogs more than cats

I don’t get bullied (some how)

I like to draw (boring asf)

Things I fucking hate.

°People who walk slow in the hallway and your fucking class is across the campus with 1 minute to get there.

°people who steal my fucking lunch table seat

°Preppy little fucking bitches (most I met is really fucking rude especially in PE)

°Wannabe gangsters.

°People who say “acoustic” and not in a musical way

°People who moan in the middle of class

°KIDS WHO WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN THE TEACHER IS TALKING AND GETS THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS IN TROUBLE BC OF IT.

°wannabe class clowns

°kids who fucking say “bye” or “whatever.” After a very fucking serious conversation

°people who cut me in the lunch line. I just wanna fucking slice off their head with a fucking pair of scissors

°people who brag about how their mom is a P0rnstar. (Yea I met some girl who told the whole school her mom was a p0rnstar.)

°people who talk behind other people’s backs especially during Pe like ‘this team fucking sucks. (name) is just standing there’ So? How about you actually give your team fucking motivation and they will get better?

°PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO.

°People who make fun of other people’s weight. (I get it if the other person is rude asf ) but not if the person is actually nice and caring they don’t deserve that you fucking whore.

°people who brag they had s3x like showing a vid to the whole school a video of them getting buttfucked.

°racists.

°Fucking YouTubers who were really popular then started making things and all they do is promote promote promote their fucking products.

°people who don’t wear deodorant. I don’t wanna fucking smell you.

°People who don’t brush their teeth. (I understand if the person has 0 motivation n depressed) but like if you actually like don’t brush your teeth on purpose like you just don’t want to and you actually can. Fuck you.

°People who bully others bc they have a disability

°Parents when you come out as trans or nonbinary or any other gender they immediately say ‘I think you think that being a girl/guy and liking girls/guys is wrong. You’re just confused’ FUCK OFF.

°people who lipsink to videos that already has a meme audio and the original is funny asf but the person lipsinking ruined it.

°People with Vore kinks (Eugh.)

°PEOPLE WHO WOULDNT STOP SAYING “ew” ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

°PEOPLE WHO BLAME OTHERS FOR SOMETHING THEY DONE.

°IF SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY LIKE DOESNT CATCH A BALL PEOPLE FUCKING YELL AT THEM. YELLING DOESNT DO SHIT TO THE PERSON IT MAKES THEM FUCKING FEEL WORSE.

°People who are stuck up their own ass.

°People who come up to you and say ‘so we are like best friends right?’ FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK NOOOO.

°People who come up to you and say “my friend likes you” and “can he get your number” I DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM? HELL NO.

°FUCKING LOLICONS/PROSHIPPERS.

°When people spill to much info like “Oh yeh I’m a therian!” LIKE REALLY LOUD AT LUNCH. Your giving our table bad reputation and I’m fucking TCC YOUR FUCKING WORSE THAN I AM

°people who cut their shirts neckline too far it slides down and exposes your fucking bra. I do not wanna see that shit.

°People who say “will you still love me if I was a worm!” After I said I was fucking busy. At that point just move away from me.

°PEOPLE WHO MARK ON SOMEONE ELSES ARM “(name) and (name) Property <3” WHEN THE PERSON SAID NOT TO WRITE ANYTHING BAD AND ANOTHER FRIEND OF THEIRS HAD TO SCRUB IT OFF THEM BC IT WAS ON THEIR SHOULDER.

°People who constantly makes sexual jokes to a couple who are dating and it makes them Very uncomfortable.

Break from the Hating have smth my boyfriend sent me

Back to hating

°Teachers who are fucking bipolar and one day they are chill with sunglasses in the classroom the next day they aren’t…? Tf?

°p3d0s how tf can you fall in love with a 6 year old. I fucking hate kids I might aswell turn into fucking Adam Lanza

°Z00ph1les. Why fuck a cat when you can fuck a woman with bewbs you can kiss and love on the woman make her feel loved and she can actually speak. I don’t understand Z00s.

°Homophobic boys in class yet they moan and act gay with their friends who are also guys.

°PEOPLE WHO FUCKING YELL OUT “is that a cellar device!!” FUCK OFF ILL SHOOT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND THROW YOUR FUCKING DEAD BODY ON YOUR PARENTS DOORSTEP.

°people who rocket launch milk cartons.

°People in fucking school bathrooms wetting pads and throwing them on a wall. Most of the time they aren’t used but the ones that are used is just fucking disgusting.

°People who won’t stop asking stupid AND I MEAN FUCKING STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE “why do they have red eyes?” Bc they are TWISTEDS (dandy’s world) “But why?” Bc they are twisted. “But whyyy?” ILL FUCKING GREIF YOU.

°People who talk about sensitive topics like, R@p3, abu$3, drvgs, etc. with no fucking TW. Can you give me a fucking warning I just wanted to fucking eat.

°People who say you aren’t allowed to be in a fandom bc you haven’t/arent able to watch/play the game/series

°people who joke about fucking my dog. I’ll fucking chop off your limbs and sew them where they arent meant to go, and deliver it to your fucking family.

°People who don’t treat celebrities like they aren’t real people and just being fucking creepy.

°people who make comments on your body

°people who people/j

°People who fucking drive slow when the speed limit is fucking 75 and you’re going 30. GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU COCK SLEVE.

°People spraying mass perfume all over them next to you in the locker room. Causing you to sneeze a lot. LIKE CAN YOU FUCKING DO THAT IN THE SHOWERS? ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

°FUCKING ADS I HATE ADS WHEN IM WATCHING A GOOD SHOW AND A FUCKING AD POPS UP I JUST WANNA THROW MY TV OFF MOUNT EVERST, LANCH IT TO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE.

°PEOPLE WHO SPREAD RUMORS ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY FRIENDS. LIKE KIDS WOULD SPREAD RUMORS THAT MY FRIEND WAS RACIST, HOBOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC. NO THE FUCK HE ISNT.

°PEOPLE WHO THINK BEING CHRISTAN WILL GET YOU TO HEAVEN.

°PEOPLE WHO THINK IF YOU SIN ONCE YOU WILL GO TO HELL. I GUESS IM GOING THERE FOR ENTIRETY

I have other things but ig this is good for now

Etc things

Name: Bandít

Gender: Trans male :3

Height: 5’5/5’6 can’t remember

Birthday: April 1st. (I’m not joking.)

My favortie game: “Super Columbine massacre rpg!!!” From 2006 or smth

Eric Harris ahh into indeed LAMOAAOOAOOAOAOOA

do i idolize Eric n Dylan?:

(guuuuuulp.)

Am I an Eric Harris wannabe mf bc I hate a lot of shit?: no.

[frillydolle]

Hii!! I was wondering if you'll even do such a thing, but I decided to shoot my shot and ask 🤍🤍CAUSE I LOVE YOUR WORK skshsksj

My request isn't really an "x reader" but Arthur and a younger or even a teen character that he kinda takes care of, like a father figure yk. Like maybe she was took in and is still pretty new, I'll give you total freedom with this little "back story" and situation in general. I just like the vision of him teaching her things or something like that. If you delete this ask I won't be even mad I just thought it's a cute scenario 🤍thank you either way!!

arthur morgan and john marston and female teen reader

꒰ 𝝑𓏲 ꒱ arthur is in his early thirties , john is in his early twenties , u can depict how old u are!

“arthuuur!!! need your help again!”

“ms. grinshaw is so annoying, god, i just- sorry, arthur...”

“arthur! tell john i donr want him to come huntin' with me! noo, you dont have to come either!”

he'd never admit it to u, but u were like a daughter to him. hell, u were even like him in sometimes, and god knows why u want to do that. he was stubborn, honest, caring, and u were just the same, but he was happy that u still somehow remained such a bubbly girl despite what u gone threw prior to falling in with the gang.

if it wasn't john who kept u in check, then it was arthur. then again, john acting like ur uncle, he'd make u into the same mischievously kid that he was towards dutch and hosea. u were a little like john, and a little like arthur. the three of u were even seen as triplets. the siblings who were keen to arguing in ur own ways, of course.

u would confine urself in arthur, or hosea if arthur wasn't in camp. u would go to john for a way to pay someone back, or dutch. u always saw john like dutch and arthur like hosea, those men shared similar traits and anyone who wasn't silly can see that straight off. maybe more alike than they ro admit. and yet, u absolutely adored arthur. hell, he was probably ur favourite in camp.

he knew just what to say to u, even if he wasn't goof at giving advice or expressing his feelings, he just understood u like no other, he saw u for who u are rather than some just a dumb kid.

“i just- i don't get it, arthur! i don't understand it why she treats me like that-”

“thats just how ms. grinshaw is, i promise ya, kid.”

recently, arthur has been teaching u how to use a gun proper. u knew the basics of course, remembering what ur daddy taught u just before he left ur mamma for... whatever reason. u knew how to hold it, use it and there was a small problem that u had. such a small problem and yet it's cut many lessons short due to how u reacted. it always upset u and arthur hated that.

u couldn't aim. like at all. it was horrible.

arthur repeatedly tried his best to make u comfortable and let u know that it's okay, that's it's okay if ur aim is a little off, that it's normal, that everyone's has to learn one way or another. being the age that u are, it frustrated u to no end! u wanted fo be perfect, u wanted to be just like arthur!!

“i can't do it, i don't get it! i just wanna learn how to shoot like you-”

“kid- yer gonna get there, it takes time- when dutch ain't needin' me, we can do this as many times as ya need to, ya hear?”

“... i hear ya.”

he knew how badly u wanted to learn. how u wanted to be out with him as the two of u would be fighting, shooting, thieving, robbing and yet, to him, u were just... not ready, yet. he wasnt sure how ro tell u since he knew how u would react but he'd hate to see u get hurt or- even worse. he wasn't sure if he could handle the idea of u being gone. and that's something he'd never want to come true. he cared about u, a lot. but that's something he'd never tell u since he's not good at that.

“there ya go, young lady.” he says as he gives u a plate of the stew pearson made not too long ago. “thank you, arthur.”

he was a good man even if he didn't know it. u may haven't been alive for long but u knew that u weren't gonna meet another man like him.

“I'll take ya out huntin' again once i come back from whatevee dutch needs me for. ill bring marston, too.” “thank you, arthur. means a lot.”

“can i make fun of john if he misses the deer again?”

god, u were just like him.

[vinylstitch]

everything reminds me of him 🤍

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

[lovedrruunk]

What TikToks I think overwatch characters would post pt 2! (>ᴗ•) !

Part 1 !

Rein, don’t know if u guys know that liver king guy but he’s literally just rein if he took steroids. Posts tons of like gym core/culture videos yk BUT HES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!! Ppl in the community love him bc of how positive he is even though he’d give rlly bad advice “EATING THIS RAW TESTICLE INCREASED MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS BY 9%!!!!”

D.va, this can go 2 ways. #1 in all her Korean celebrity realness posts vids doing trendy dances while using crazy whitening filters and doing aegyo. #2 goes by a fake name and trolls the fuck out of people. D.va being a hater is such a strong head canon of mine like I love her being a toxic bitch like yes slay or whatever so relatable! Replies to streamers she secretly hates like “Wow your mom’s basement looks so clean!” “My left toe can get better plays.” “Bet even your keyboard hates being touched by you.” basically meowbah or wtv her name was but less weird more cunty

Ana, she replies to reins TikTok’s telling his followers NOT to do anything he says, but other than that I can see her posting cooking vids (as every Arab mom does) but she’ll be talking sweetly in English and then suddenly start cussing something out in Arabic and it’ll be so off topic and it’s rlly funny “and then you add 1 cup of flour! ‘I told my lazyass lgbtqia daughter to pick up some earlier but of fucking course she chose to disappoint me again. Ever since the day I birthed her she has been disappointing me over and over again.’ A pinch of salt!”

Hanzo, DEPRESSION CORE SLIDESHOWS LMAOOO some “when the nice guy loses his patience… the devil shivers.” ass shit, bio is probs something stupid like “family betray, women cheat, Hennessy cures.”

Ashe, CONTROVERSIAL QUEEN !!! People forget she’s southern like please you cannot tell me she doesn’t have some crazyass takes. Will post borderline ragebait in like her car or something. “My gun identifies as a PLUNGER. Beat that Biden.” “BIDEN CANT TAKE MY GUNS, I KEEP THEM UPSTAIRS!!!” “Bidens oldass will probably find a way to outlive my OMNIC butler.” She’ll say all this stupid shit with a straight face and I just think that’s so funny. On rare occasions she’ll actually have a rlly good progressive take and ppl will be like okay hold up let her cook…

Tracer, kinda like junkrat where she's only famous cuz ppl lowk make fun of her and she hasn't caught on yet... I LOVEEEE Tracer she's my fav character but CMONNNN "Cheers love!" SHES NOT SURVIVING TIKTOK!!! ppl in the comments will be mocking her accent and she'll just think they're british too... ppl make fun of her NOT cuz they hate her but because she's just ummm eccentric that's the world plus she's british so that's rlly the only reason why ppl make fun of her like not in a mean way but just for funsies yk...

Pharah, being arab and being a lesbian I am 100% qualified to say this but she's such a fucking lesbo ykwim like 'hey mamas' type, she's also really whitewashed like thinks shes a white stud or something. Ellie Williams wannabe makes thirst traps in stained white wife beaters and expects every lesbian in a 100 mile radius to want her (they dont). Thinks playing basketball makes her the shit and she's just rlly desperate and lame. horny on main. Ana found one of her thirst traps once and it led to a really awkward convo

Kiriko, she's only there to post cute videos of her adventures with her gang and fox like shes just there to have a good time ykwim. And she's like popular bc all her fans r girls and her vlogs and stuff r just so nice to watch plus she's funny and rlly cool!

Baptiste, the anti-andrew tate. Hes so attractive and like confident that people can't help but like him ykwim like he makes little straight boys piss their pants with his bazillion level aura. He'll just post a random vid in his car maybe eating chipotle or something and he'll have men and women alike confessing their love for him in the comments. Lesbians love him.

Any character I haven't mentioned i just can't see posting or having tiktok!

[when42-0fallasleep]

Okay im bacc and this is a mafia AU

Puffs are sisters by bond, grew up together in a shelter of Prof. U before being adopted into different family but still keep the bond then rented the same house after high school. Ruffs are bio triplets of a mob family.

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are nicknames they were given at the shelter. The trio still call each other by that name and ppl that are close to them call them that too.

Bloss was named Rosalia bc she was adopted by a Spanish family. Bubbs was named Charlotte. BC was named Auguri (her adopted family was Italian). Thats how Bloss learned Spanish and BC learned Italian. Bloss then also learned French, and BC learned German. Bubbs speaks all of the languages above, being the language genius she is.

They usually teach each others thing. Blossom taught others how to defense one's self with words. Bubbles taught others how to fix some stuffs. BC taught others how to use a riffle and a gun (she was adopted by hunters so she knows how).

Blossom is a law student. She used to be the all that American citizen type but she grew out of it. She still keeps her interest in law so she choose this department. Shes smart but shes not good at emotions and room reading.

Blossom meets Brick everyday in her class. The guy teases her (read: pisses her off) on a daily basis and they usually compete in lectures. Brick actually likes to do that because "she looks like a boiled octopus when shes mad (and thats cute)"

Bubbles is studying to be a tailor. She sometimes design her own stuff but since she dont rlly have the money to make them, she decided to work and study at the same time for it. She is cheerful (obiviously) but she quite the type to keep for herself.

Boomer is one of Bubbles's customer and comes to the shop quite often bc he felt in love with the girl at first sight so he comes to hang out (read: to flirt w Bubbs). The shop's owner is under his dads' influence (not that the employees know abt this) but they dont mind him much bc they used to be the triplets' babysitter.

BC studies cuisine. She usually brings home the food she cooked in class for meals. Girl takes no shit from other and is totes blunt. Shes lowkey headstrong too. She hits the gym and does boxing smt.

BC and Butch are friends at the gym and drinking buddies (and smt fwbs). They usually fight at the ring in the gym to relieve their own stress then hang out (read: drinking) later. BC has a key to Butch's apartment (read: hide out).

The 1st to know abt the shady shit is BC since one time she and Butch got to bar together and some gang around hate the guys face so they decided to, well, gang up the two.

BC was like "bitch I know ur shady af but damn okay wtf" but they dont have much talking time then so Butch just, "put ur boxing glove on bestie we have stress relief outta the gym now" then proceeding to punch ppl.

BC gave him an earful later when they got to Butch's hide out. Butch don't explain much but BC takes it since she knew Butch was being honest to her. Then the guy said "yknow what I actually was gonna ask u out but they saw us together so I'm pretty sure that they think that we're an item now lmao so will u date me?" BC said okay but she smacked him anw.

The 2nd to know was Blossom, a month or two after BC and Butch started dating. They were randomly paired up again so they had to work together, but turned out to just bickering as usual since 1st day working for the task. They met up at a restaurant (that Brick chose) and then some gang pulled up there and scaring ppl off.

Brick decided to lay low at first bc Blossom told up she will sneak a call to the police, but then she was caught. Brick then yelled "fuck this" and proceed on beating ppl. Blossom actually had to stop him from killing someone.

Gang lead realised Brick and yelled to him and spilled out Brick's identity as mob leads' son so Brick punched the guy again. Brick was glad that the restaurant was under his dads' influence and theres no one but him and owner of the place there but then gang lead said "were sorry that were interrupted u and ur girl, pls forgive us!" Then Brick realised, ah fuck, Blossom was still here.

Blossom was there, stunned, and suddenly Brick remembered thats shes here so he was like, "fuck okay, listen, just, don't spill this out." They agreed to never talk abt this incident again. Brick explained to her that yes his dads are mob boss (true), he thinks this life is tiring (true) and he doesnt rlly wanna do this (false). Blossom dont rlly believe that but she knows she shouldnt dig any deeper.

The last one to find out was Bubbs. Unlike her other two sisters, she was kidnapped on her way home. Blossom was staying at school studying. BC got home first, surprised that Bubbs isnt home (normally Bubbs is the 1st to reach there). Her instinct thought that the polices would hold this for too long and Bubbs would be harmed by then, so she called Butch.

Boomer overheard BC's voice on Butch's phone saying, "i need help, i think someone took my sister Bubbles" so he insisted on going w him. Butch be like, "okay, fine?" but did not question more.

BC then met Boomer for the 1st time. She was abt to discuss w them abt the situation but Boomer was like, i know where she works, i frequent that shop. BC raised an eyebrow at that. They did, successfully rescured Bubbs from a gang of human traf.fickers. Bubbs was surprised that Boomer was there, with her sister at that. BC explained everything to her, and said, "well i was hoping for a better scenario to let my bf meet you, but it is what is it i guess" and Bubbs giggled at that.

BC also warned Boomer, "if you lay a single finger on my baby sister's hair, know that i dont give a single fuck abt ur background, blondie, and unlike my other sister, i dont hesitate on dirty my own hands." Boomer rapidly nodded, and Butch whistled at that. Then Boomer realised, "wait, how do you know i like ur sis?" and BC was like, srly? and looked at him dead in the eye, "i saw the way u look at my sis. Im not blind, and the sole fact that ur came to the rescue like a fucking prince charming when ur only heard her name says all."

After the incident, Boomer started to go to the gym that BC and Butch frequent, bc he wanna ask BC how to woo Bubbs. BC usually laughed at how cute that is, and Butch was like, "oh my god my lil bro has grown up" which Boomer grossed out, "eww get ur stinky bloody shit away, bitch"

But it takes Boomer quite long to get from BC that he should find a way to encourage her dream, but do not interfere too much since Bubbs hates ppl underestimate her altho she doesnt say that out. From then Boomer invites BC to their personal gym, and BC was like, why not?

(Welp i havent got any other ides yet (for now lmao) so i gotta end this here)

[zooble-the-whatever-i-am]

challenge accepted

ARE YOU SATISFIED - MARINA

i was pulling out my hair the day i got the deal, chemically calm, was i meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?

one life pretending to be the cat who got the cream, oh, everybody says

"marina is a dreamer"

people like to tell you what you're gonna be is not my problem if you dont see what i see

and i do not give a damn if u dont believe my problem is my problem that i never am happy

its my problem, its my problem on how fast i will succeed

are you satisfied with an average life?

do i need to lie to make my way in life?

high achiver, dont you see?

baby, nothing comes for free

they say im a control freak, driven by a greed to succeed, nobody can stop me cause its my problem if i wanna pack up and run away

its my business if i feel the need to sm0ke and dr1nk and sw@y

its my problem, its my problem if i feel the need to hide

and its my problem if i have no friends and feel i want to die

r u satisfied w/ an average life? do i need to lie to make my way in life?

r u satisfied w/ an easy ride?

once u cross the line, will u be satisfied?

MAMA - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

mama, we all go to hell

mama, we all go to hell

im writing this letter and wishing you well

mama, we all go to hell

oh well now, mama, were all gonna die

mama, were all gonna die

stop asking me questions, id hate to see u cry

mama, were all gonna die

and when we go dont blame us, yeah

we let the fires just bathe us, yeah

u made us oh so famous, we'll never let u go

and when you go don't return to me my love

mama, were all full of lies

mama, were meant for the flies

and rn theyre building a coffin ur size

mama, were all full of lies

well mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tounge

you shouldve raised a baby girl, i should've been a better son

if u can cottle the infection, they could amputate at once

u shouldve been, i could have been a better son

and when we go dont blame us, yeah

we let the fires just bathe us, yeah

u made us oh so famous, we'll never let u go

she said "you aint no son of mine

for what yoube done theyre gonna find a place for you, and just you mind your manners when you go"

and when you go dont return to me my love, thats right

mama, we all go to hell

mama, we all go to hell

its really quite pleasant, except for the smell

mama, we all go to hell

mama, mama, mama, ohh

mama, mama, mama oh

and if you would call me your sweetheart

id maybe then sing you a song

but theres shit that ive done with this fuck of a gun, you would cry out your eyes all along

were damned after all

through fortune and fame we fall

and if you would stay, i could show you the way

to return from the ashes u call

we all carry on

when our brothers in arms we fall

so raise ur glass high, for tomorrow we die and return from the ashes u call

COFFEE - JACK STAUBER

do i need it? mocha

am i under control?

can i beat it? wake up

if it swallowed me whole, would i see it

i can make you feel alive

i know. but do i need you to survive?

just a sip!

does it still matter which one?

just a drip!

am i dumbfounded when i slip?

you cant believe

i cant believe

you cant believe

i cant believe

you cant believe

i cant believe this happened, wow

french vinilla, i think i should sit this one out

no, no, no

maybe a cup of self control would be the right

but its the flavor, its the flavor you want!

maybe so, but it feels better to check than to reflect

ARMS TONITE - MOTHER MOTHER

i fell in ur arms tonight

i fell hard in ur arms tonight, it was nice

white light in ur arms tonight

i lost sight in ur arms tonight, it was nice

i died in ur arms tonight

i slipped through into the afterlife, it was nice

and hey, u

dont u think its kinda cute that i died right inside ur arms tonight

that im fine even after i have died

bc it was in ur arms i died

i cry in the afterlife

i cry hard bc i have died, and ur alive

i try to escape afterlife

i try hard to get back inside ur arms alive

and hey, u

dont u think its kinda cute that i died right inside ur arms tonight

that im fine even after i have died

that i tried to get back inside ur your arms alive

that i died in your arms that night

i fell hard

and in ur arms

i went and died

and in ur arms that night

i died in ur arms tonight

su1cide in your arms

and hey, u

dont u think its kinda cute that i died right inside ur arms tonight

that im fine even after i have died

that i tried to get back inside ur your arms alive

that i died inside ur arms

WISDOM - MOTHER MOTHER

folding my clothes and i feel useless

dont think i know how to do this

once i was told, but like any misfit i spit on some good advice

out in the cold, and trying to make fire

2 sticks and stone, still got no fire

once i was told, but i was inside then and spit on that good advice

wisdom, wisdom

where can i get some?

wisdom, wisdom, oh

on the payroll, and digging up ditches

dollar is low, so are my wages

once i was told just how to get rich but i spit on that good advice

wisdom, wisdom

where can i get some?

i wanna trade my dimwits in for tips

tips that's quipped with wisdom, wisdom

folding my clothes, and i feel useless

dont think i know how to do this

once i was shown, but i like to fidget and miss out on good advice (me when adhd)

i wanna write more but i wanna check ur posts

please go outside and put your hand on the green stuff and keep it there for an hour.

[vinylstitch]

yeah. gender tbh

[xhanelia]

What i feel about you based on your main agent (bad edition)

I will write the requests but i am in my writerblock era so hoping this will cure it. Love u all <33

Brimstone

Please stop smoking our entrance when we are the attackers please i beg you.

You never speak nor listen. We all know your mic and the whole team is either muted or you are basically deaf.

I have never seen a child play him so you are old. I mean old old. Like a dad or smth

Chamber

The chamber nerfs are a delusion you suck either way

Stop spending your whole 800 credit to a pistol that you will forgot for the rest of the game.

"I was in my prime before chamber nerfs guyss!!🤓🤓" Yea yea we get it.

Chyper

Can you stop saying "I kNoW eXAcLY wHErE U ArE" for five seconds?

You cannot aim so you place a setup that is unbreakable to attackers and letting your traps do all the work for you. How smart. (Thats me)

Cannot do shit when the last one left. You get one or two kills with your trap and u die middle of the round.

Deadlock

Stop placing sensors to our back, trying to hold the backsite but enemy can slow walk and bypass you u know? Then you be raging "I PuT a SeNSoR ThErE"

Istg if i get tangled down by your c one more time im gonna ragequit.

Your ult never gets anyone yet there is the whole five of the enemy team.

Fade

Your prowler shows no one, girl. Stop throwing it at the start of the round.

Stop trying to control your c you are losing so much time and its gonna get no one.

Ult when your team is near PLEASE. Its no effective if you are by yourself and scream "FACE YOUR FEAR" bcs you are the one that will be facing it.

Iso

No one mains iso.

Stop smurfing. Its no fun.

Go back to your own league. You coward.

Jett

You are a little child screaming into mic bcs you dashed forward to enemy and died.

Stop sitting onto the keyboard and actually aim maybe you'll get a kill.

Play with the team once. (I hate you with my whole heart)

Kay/o

You either never use your flashes or you blind just your teammates.

Your ult doesnt makes you undying you know? Stop running towards to the enemy like its new paradise.

The most avarage player. Middle fragging the whole game.

Killjoy

Just gives the info, maybe gets one or two kills because of the stupid dasher enemy jett and dies.

That turret be doing no damage if its on your team but be dealing 50+ if its on the enemy team.

Dont just sit there and wait FUCKING ROTATEEEE

Omen (my main)

Stop using c and teleport mid fight. Its no chamber tp or yoru tp. It takes time to teleport and takes time to handle the gun. You are going to die.

That blind hit no one. Stop being delusional and do not push. You are going to die.

If you do not know how to put a smoke when you close the 'astra' mode, do not. Place it slowly if requires. And again, if you dont do it fast enough, you are going to die.

Phoenix

STOP TROLLING YOUR TEAMMATES WITH YOUR MOLLY AND WALL ISTG I HATE YOU

That flash will hit you. It doesnt matter if the phoenix is on the enemy team or on your team. Or worse, both.

You are not that bad, you just need some humanity.

Sage

I hate you if you are an egirl that instalocks sage just to be a pocket sage to your eboy that plays reyna like reyna cannot heal herself. Stop. Also stop talking. Your voice irritates me.

Her voicelines are so unnecessary. Especially the ones at the start of the round.

We all know you are on top of your wall that closes mid. Dont peak. Also, stop throwing slows to OUR entrance.

Sova

Nobody is going to do anything about your arrow that you throw at the start of the round and showed three or four people. The team will still push. Stop trying to learn freaky arrows and waste your time.

Shock dart kill? What is that?

This agent is not friendly for beginners. Stop making your friends that just started the game play sova. They will show no information for you. Even being a pocket sage is better than a new-starter sova.

Viper

Its ok if you do not have linups. But if you do, then we all know that you havent touch the grass for a looong time and you probably smell like her ult. Please shower.

She be no mommy to you. She is kind of woman that rejects chamber, what made you think that she will even let you look at her way?

"Last player standing"

Yoru

Like kay/o. That flash is here only to blind you. Not the enemy.

Taking the spike and going to another site, saying you'll be back to us then will die and make it drop at the farest site possible. Either stop taking the spike or dont do this shit.

You either bottom frag or top frag. There is no in between. And you are probably 12-13 years old.

Astra

I have never seen someone mains, even plays astra.

So i have nothing to say. Im so sorry :(

Your smokes looks pretty tho. Keep it up!

Breach

You are a man that cannot stand woman. If a woman says anything bad about you, you will blind them, hit them with all of your abilities and do whatever it takes to make them unable to play the game. (Totaly not single-handed experience)

I hate your abilities. Very much.

I do not have any good experience about someone that plays this agent. Not a single one. I will dodge the game if someone picks breach no joke.

Gekko

Your molly is useless. I have seen once maybe twice that it kills somebody.

You have so much potential with wingman when you are the last one standing but wingman is the last thing that comes to your mind. Use it.

Why tf that trash is pickable and usable more than once??? Why?? (You are a nice person tho. Cannot move on without saying it.)

Harbor

Players that plays harbor are no joking. They are not here to learn the agent. They MAIN main him. But that doesnt makes a difference because this agent is close to useless.

Tbh he could have been my main if his abilities were a bit more versatile. Its just smoke and smoke. All about closing the sight of enemy. So fucking boring.

I bet if harbor was a girl, there will be so much people that would play him. Either way, he is boring.

Neon

Stop running and jumping around like an autistic.

You will never be able to nail those neon edits that you saw on tiktok. You look like an idiot while running towards enemy and dying first.

I hate her ult.

Raze

You are a child. A problematic one indeed.

Probably siblings with jett mains.

I bet even i could do better satcheling than you. (i have never played raze)

Reyna

I have no words.

Stop instalocking her. You are no useful.

Either top frag and smurf or bottom frag because your friends said that she is strong and you should play her. (0/11 powerspike. Yasuo of valorant.)

Skye

Just like kay/o and yoru. But that flash will hit the whole 10 that plays the game.

PLEASE HEAL I BEG YOU YOU HAVE HEAL PLEASE PRESS C PLEASEEEEEEE

Deserved nerfs tbh.